jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
kingsxoqueens:

kíngsхσquєєns.
spookycried:

full homo

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via pizza)

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via dutchster)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
marinashutup:


my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold